I’ve been keeping a running list of searches that bring people to my site. It is by no means a complete list, but here’s for your enjoyment (original search in bold):
Tuesday With Morrie Homework questions
Um, no. Not unless your homework questions are written by someone completely fed up with selling this book.
TNT book seller
Why, yes, I was dynamite. Thank you for noticing.
Tween discussing sex
No tweens here. No tweens discussing sex here either. Discussing whether or not tween books should discuss sex? Now we might be on to something.
This just makes me sad.
product placement in books cost
For the right amount of money you can get a whole book about your product. See the Bulgari Connection.
Yes they are and it is only a matter of time before they take over the world. (Probably because their caffeine is also necessary for a bookseller’s sanity.)
pluses and minuses of being a sales representative
Oh, darling. If you have to ask then you’ve obviously never been one. Let me sum it up for you: Pluses-customers, minuses- customers. It depends on the day whether your column is positive or negative at the end.
They come alive at night and wiggle in demand for nail polish!
Comments on what makes a good reader
Fear of doing homework
A fear I knew all too well.
Jacketflap new look
Franzen False Memoir
Proof that Frey was so last year.
Men behaving badly orange blouse
Um, say what? Do I even want to know what men behaving badly and orange blouses have in common? I sense a “There’s Something About Mary” scene in the making.
Feel free to state your own conclusions on how these searches came about or "answer" their search question.